There are no sticks in soccer. Imagine trying to thwack a basketball into the hoop with a paddle. Speaking of sports, Smith and Jones and I used to play pranks on our college's sports teams, since jocks were easy targets. Our favorite was stealing jerseys from the players' lockers. We planned on giving them back during the big Senior Day event, until our prank backfired. One of the football linemen, unable to find his regular jersey for a game, swiped one from a pile of practice outfits. Of course, it had a different number. The team manager was unaware and didn't register the change with the refs at the start of the game. Despite the fact that we had the higher score, their coach noticed the inconsistency, and so our team forfeited. Spoiled a great season. I wonder what happened to all those jerseys we stole?Sorry for letting my mind wander. Happens too often these days. Back to the sex.So, one day, at the bowling alley where Smith and Jones and I meet once a week to roll a stupid. “Just this once. But then, we’ll NEVER meet again. Oh, and my true name isn’t Jesus,” Jesus informed me.“What is it?” I wondered.“Michael the Archangel. Jesus was an alias I used as a human being. The Jehovah’s Witnesses got a few things right, even if they were wrong about blood transfusions, Hell, and things of that sort. Farewell, and, hey, I’ve gotta say it, just to keep my word, but don’t worry, it doesn’t mean what people feared. Depart from me, evildoer,” Jesus/Michael said as he cast off the “wino” look for a radiant robe, sprouted wings, and began to fly away.“Yeah, the feeling’s mutual, buddy. Sayonara,” I chuckled as I watched not only Jesus but a bunch of other people just grow wings out of nothing and fly away, the Rapture literally turning these “saints” into angels.As long as my people were safe, I was fine with that. I didn’t know if Jesus would keep his word, of course, and I didn’t know if this meant that Satan existed, but I would deal with that shortly. First.
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